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Message to Jennifer Aniston

Dear Jennifer Aniston:

One of the most painful things a human being can go through is being cheated by their partner. Your marriage was still new and you probably had dreams for your future. I am sure you went through a lot of pain.

However, you are in a milieu that is very difficult for couples to stay faithful.  Being married to the sexiest man alive who also happens to be a coveted actor is as risky as driving your motorbike at top speed without a helmet.

Stop looking for another Brad Pitt. Stop looking for models and singers younger than you. Find an accomplished and smart man who will adore you and think you are the cherry on his sundae. He may be a lawyer, or a painter, a professor or a medical doctor, but you need someone who will like you more than you like him. Looking at the pictures of you and John Maher, the body language was obvious: you clingy and romantic, while him feeling slightly guilty from leading you on and looking uneasy.

Are you trying to move fast from guy to guy so the world doesn’t feel pity for your being alone? So that Perez Hilton does not make fun of your lack of luck post-Brad? If that is the case, it is a mistake. You need to find someone because you like him and not because you cannot be seen alone.

Next guy you meet, call me and I will analyze the body language between you two for free :). Body language is potent, it speaks volumes.

I sincerely hope you find a nice, smart and decent looking guy because you seem to be a genuinely nice girl who married for love and took a slap on the face.




August 14, 2008 - Posted by | Relationships, Society


  1. It is a shame that women leave their men just because they want the occasional extra woman.

    Comment by manupmen | August 14, 2008 | Reply

  2. I disagree Manupen. If he wants to have several women, he should not be in an exclusive relationship. People have feelings. Sorry.

    Comment by Grace Farrell | August 14, 2008 | Reply

  3. One of the easiest ways to control someone is to be “hurt” by their behavior.

    Comment by manupmen | August 14, 2008 | Reply

  4. Never could see the attraction to Brad on-screen or off-screen. The movie where he was dumpster-diving for fat extracted from women during liposuction (to make soap with) suited him best, in my opinion. Wishing Jennifer well in everything she does and for quality relationships with quality people. Angelina did her a favor as Jennifer has always deserved more. John Mayer is a good choice Jen! You are an Aquarius born in the Chinese Year of the Rooster. He is a Libra born in the Year of the Snake. The two of you can change the world. –Teresa

    Comment by Teresa | October 23, 2008 | Reply

  5. Jennifer Aniston is all the rage right now

    Comment by coffee fiend | January 7, 2009 | Reply

  6. Dear Jennifer,
    I have been an admirer of your for a very long time. I think that you are so much more then most ever get a chance to see, I would take it as a privledge and honor to be able to go on a date with you,(my treat of course), I would just really enjoy the chance to get to know you better and see if what I believe is there really is or not. I’m not rich I can’t offer much I have been in a marriage that ended hurtfully. I do have a big heart and honestly believe you could fill the missing areas back up. At any rate i have at least taken a chance and put myself out there. I wish you nothing but happiness in your future, and hope you find what your looking for even if it can’t be me.

    Comment by Gilbert | December 29, 2010 | Reply

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